“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU
i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her
Dog said oops
gentle reminder: slow progress is still progress.
I’m interviewing with an aquarium tomorrow and this is how the interviewer signed her email
Best Fishes offered me a job btw. I’m moving to Maine sometime in May
someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid
IM PLAYING! IM PLAYING!!!! WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING WITH ME WHY ARE YOU PUTTING AWAY OUR TOYS
someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid
IM PLAYING! IM PLAYING!!!! WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING WITH ME WHY ARE YOU PUTTING AWAY OUR TOYS
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